Life Quotes

I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
Diane Ackerman

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis

Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.
Unknown

Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more.
Anthony Robbins

I look at life as a gift of God. Now that he wants it back I have no right to complain.
Joyce Cary

Maxim for life: You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.
Wayne Dyer

Life beats down and imprisons the soul and art reminds you that you have one.
Stella Adler

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass.
John Woodman

The most important of life’s battles is the one we fight daily in the silent chambers of the soul.
David O. McKay

It’s your life, your one and only life-so take excellence very personally.
Scott Johnson

Life is God’s novel. Let him write it.
Isaac Bashevis Singer

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.
Stephen Vincent Benét

It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.
Joseph Campbell

When you live your life with an appreciation of coincidences and their meanings, you connect with the underlying field of infinite possibilities.
William James

Life is too deep for words.
so don’t try to describe it -
just live it.
Unknown

Our life is short, your duties many, your assistance great, and your reward sure; therefore faint not, hold on and hold up, in ways of well-doing, and heaven shall make amends for all.
Thomas Brooks

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

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My Favorite Funny Life Quotes

I just love collecting Quotes on all subjects. Whenever I come across a good funny life quote that make me laugh or inspiring and motivational life quote that shake me to the core and inspire me to take action, I jot them down on my computer. Later on, whenever I feel blue, I just open my computer and read all my collection of quotes.

Reading them gives me quick boost in my energy that carries though the day keeping me active and closer to achieving my goals. The best thing they do to me is that they quickly get me into the positive frame of mindset that is necessary to get true success in life.

It has been scientifically proven that laughing for 10 minutes can significantly reduce level of stress and strength immune system as well. Funny Life Quotes makes me burst with laughter. They make me rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Thus they help me lessening stress.

As a result, I forgot all my stress, worries and tension of the day. I feel like a completely new
person since funny life quotes had thrown the stressed and sad person out of me. And then I feel
happy and so my family is happy. That matters me more than anything else in the world. My self
esteem and energy is off the chart it's so high.

Ok, so here are those 10 Favorite Funny Quotes About Life to elicit a great chuckle to you and

your family.
1- Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
2- Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it
3- Just when you think there's light at the end of the tunnel, you discover it's an on-coming train.
4- You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got

from a roller coaster.

5- Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in

asylums, and those in cemeteries.----Everett McKinley Dirksen

6- Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. ---Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the

Left
7- In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.----Kathy Norris
8- The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." ~ Natalie

Wood

9- Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Fridays.----Henry Youngman

10- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that

she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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Quotations on life

Breaking the Ice with Funny Life Quotes

This is the first day on your new job. You don't know anyone yet. Everyone is stranger here for you. You go for a coffee break with your colleague. And there comes the moment of awkward silence. The most embarrassing and displeasing moment of life one could ever be in.

This is the time where you need to be clever and find a way to break the ice. There is an easy way to break the ice and squirm out of that awkward moment. You can use Funny quotes to break that freaky silence.

Quotations on life are great conversation starters. For instance, this quote of Erma Bo beck "A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat" can be great way to start off conversation in a fun and humor way. Not only it breaks the ice but also makes you come across as a very humorous and witty person.

You can use the enormous power of funny life quotes in every situation. Use them in social Gathering, on your first date, on your first day at office; school etc. to break the ice and lighten up the atmosphere. In addition, it brings laughter and joy on the face of person you are having conversation with.

Though they may seem like a bunch of words put together, but their length does not influence their effect. You must have heard the famous saying that big things often come in small packages. Perhaps that's the reason they are short and small in length. So don't get fooled by taking them as just a couple of sentences.

Next time whenever get stuck in a situation where you are out of words and don't know what to say just throw in some funny life quotes of famous peoples to break the ice and begin interesting conversation.